Well, well, well… look what you’ve stumbled upon. You’ve found my transmission! If this message ever sees the light of day, it contains the descriptions and secret plans for what is poised to be the greatest coffee tavern the Milky Way galaxy has ever seen… (well, maybe not that great).

Dreamwave — where the coffee slaps, the vibes are strong, and otherworldly weirdness will transport you to a world straight out of a Kurt Vonnegut novel. Dreamwave makes coffee fun again. It’s not about taking a selfie outside some bougie shop just to make your other friends feel left out. No! That isn’t cool. You know what is cool?

Who cares.

But don’t let my silliness fool you; we take hospitality and coffee seriously—very seriously. As seriously as one can. This is a coffee shop designed for the working millennial, Gen Z, and the traditional normie. So, if you’re someone who craves authenticity and throwback vibes, Dreamwave Coffee is your spot.